Look at what that woman did!

Excuse me, beloved reader, if my nose seems a bit out of joint today.  That woman (the one that I usually call mommy, but today she is "that woman") moved MY couch!  Did she call a meeting to discuss the pros and cons of such a huge change on the household environment?  No!  She just went and did it!   Can you see the relative distance between the window and myself?  Do you understand the stress that this modification puts on my ability to spot and bark at random things?  She said it had something to do with the distribution of light (that sounds totally made up, don't you think?).  I think I'll trip her a few extra times today.