Dixie's views on cats

Hi! It's me, Dixie!  First of all, before I even begin let's do a basic compare and contrast.  This is a cat (in the basket).  Who, in your objective opinion, is cuter?  Who is obviously more intelligent?  You would never catch me sitting in a basket...I'm just saying.  I could stop right here and my point would be made, am I right?  So get this, this cat thing is trying to take the attention away from me with its little "Look at me, I'm in a basket" bit. Can you believe it?  So the real question is...do I let the cat out or do I just eat it?  It's your call. Your unappreciated heroine-Dixie