Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dixie's views on bathroom rugs

Hi! It's me, Dixie!  I have a few things on my mind about bathroom rugs.  The first thing is, they are yummy.  The second thing is, they are easy to reach.  We're talking no effort...right there, on the floor, yumminess at my feet.  So with those two facts in mind, why am I being targeted for insulting comments and reprimands simply because I responded in an obvious way?  How unfair is that?  Mommy even threw away the chunks that I worked so hard to rip off...what a waste!  Doesn't she know that there are starving dogs in India that could feed their entire family on those chunks?  So really, this isn't even about me, it's about ending world hunger for dogs.  I am being stuck outside on that tie thing because I have a better global awareness than other lazy pets. (cough...Sophie)  Anyway, those are my thoughts on bathroom rugs.  Your pal-Dixie


  1. Maybe you need to make your mommy TASTE the bathroom rugs so she understands just how tasty they are.

  2. Bath rugs also make good substitutes for the litter box when the humans try to switch our favorite litter with some environmentally safe garbage.