Saturday, June 12, 2010
Hi! It's me, Dixie! I'm a little nervous today because we have some scary rain, but to get my mind off of it I have been watching the local news. It's important to stay well informed about the weather and current events when you are a diva. However, I did see a disturbing piece this morning during the food segment. I'm not sure how this report started because I was chewing my tail, but I heard the words "doggy bag" and perked up. Have you ever heard of these things? I love the concept! The idea is that leftovers from a meal are taken home for the diner's dog. What could be better?! But wait.....the person on the television said a very bad thing. Very bad. Sitting? You need to be. Ready? He said, "Of course, people don't actually waste such quality food on a dog." Did you get that? Yes, you read that correctly. People don't actually waste such quality food on a dog. I am speechless. I mean, I don't actually produce speech, but you get my point. I'm sorry if I have ruined your weekend. Please do not fret, beloved reader, I can only assume that this individual was fired once the offensive comments were made. Now I need a Pup-Peroni treat. Your diva-Dixie
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
Hi! It's me, Dixie! And here's my cousin again. It has come to my attention that he is no longer being called Buster. This naming business can be tricky, but I am nothing if not a problem solving diva. I have taken this task on as my personal mission. Please consider all of the facts, and then vote in the poll over there. First, let me tell you about this very cool divo, formerly known as Skip, formerly known as Buster. He is known for chewing on leather furniture, paper towels, stuffed animals, and footwear. He also likes to scratch my auntie's wood floors, and she is reported to love that! Since I know that you, my loyal followers, have excellent taste...please let me know what I should submit as my official recommendation on this matter. Your helpful diva-Dixie
ETA: My cousin has been officially named again. His new name is Ricky. Updates to follow if this name doesn't stick.
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