Sunday, October 24, 2010

the pumpkin issue

Hi! It's me, Dixie! I just had to show you my new toy! But get this...I heard mommy say that she got this cool new toy because she wanted to desensitize me to pumpkins. Seriously? Like I can't tell the difference between a fluffy plushy ball and a freakishly large squash that burns candles in his head and has been known to remove freckles? Like my squeaky toy compares to something that has 15 miles of roots, can grow to be over 1,000 pounds, and enjoys having its insides carved out for fun? Yeah, okay. I don't think so. But keep this between you and me because I might get more cool toys out of it. Your always sneaky diva-Dixie

Friday, October 22, 2010

Dixie's costume escape

Hi! It's me, Dixie! It looks like I may be getting away with a spooky bandana this year, which means that mommy realizes that she's still on thin ice after last year's banana suit. I heard her saying that she wanted to put me in an Antoine Dodson costume, but she couldn't find the parts. Good thing. That may have been the last straw.

So now that the costume embarrassment seems to have been by-passed, all I need to do is figure out how to avoid the monumental amount of pumpkins in the neighborhood. Creepy things. 

Happy Halloween! Your diva-Dixie