Monday, February 15, 2010

Dixie's views on Federal holidays

Hi!  It's me, Dixie!  I already know what you are saying.  You're asking, "Dixie, This is a holiday so why aren't you relaxing?"  Well, here's the deal....Federal holidays actually make more work for a responsible diva.  Yes, the mailman isn't coming so I can check that off of my to do list, but extra barking is required for these neighborhood kids who aren't at school.  And don't even get me started on the extra dog walkers!  I googled it this morning and I found out that only non-essential workers are supposed to be off.  I am nothing if not essential.  So it is another manic Monday for divas everywhere.  Your essential diva-Dixie

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Dixie's views on groundhogs

Hi! It's me, Dixie! I am feeling somewhat confused this morning.  I know that this will bother you, my loving followers, but I have just discovered that a groundhog has actually been given consistent annual television coverage just for coming out of his hole in the ground.  That's right, I kid you not.  We're talking about an animal that humans call a whistle-pig.  And I might add that this nickname is fitting.  And what does he actually do? He looks around.  Wow...impressive.  Seriously, I went outside this morning and I noticed my shadow.  I remember thinking, "That is one good looking shadow."  Then I come in to enjoy my treat, and I see this dude on the news.  Do you see the problem here?  Of course you do because you appreciate a diva. I can't believe that I even asked.  I'm going to contact my lawyer about this. Updates will follow soon.  Your beloved diva-Dixie