Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Dixie's views on frugality

Hi! It's me, Dixie! Yes, I know it's a little hot to be out in the sun, but I wanted to allow the golfer humans to admire my new haircut. Okay, I know what you are thinking before you even say it.  You are thinking, "Dixie, with such a gorgeous haircut, where are your bows?"  Yes, I know.  They are appallingly absent.  I am having a hard time putting this oversight into perspective.  Don't get me wrong, I understand that we all have to endure financial sacrifice during these times...but we're talking about my bows.  Get serious.  I'm freezing mommy out at the moment. She won't allow this to happen again, I promise you.  Your fluffy fabulous diva-Dixie 

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Dixie's views on firework phobia

Hi! It's me, Dixie!  I wanted to wish all of my fans a happy holiday weekend.  I know what you are thinking though.  You are saying, "Dixie, Why do you look so concerned on a weekend of BBQ fun?"  Well, I am afraid that I have a case of firework phobia. Although this is common for dogs, divas and non-divas alike, it appears that my humans did not take the appropriate steps to insure that I would escape this predicament.  According to the leading dog health websites, it was important for my humans to carry out several steps of desensitization.  My sources say that they were supposed to pair sounds similar to fireworks with yummy treats, cuddle time, or games.  My treat/cuddle/game schedule has been fairly typical this week without any special auditory bombardment designed to prepare me.  So due to no fault of my own I am having difficulty finding my firework mojo.  Please don't let this ruin your celebrations, maybe just send me some yummy treats...that should help.  Your unprepared diva-Dixie