Dixie's helpful holiday tip

Hi! It's me, Dixie!  I have been really busy lately eating ladybugs so I haven't had my usual time to blog.  They are so yummy, you should definitely try some.  Anyway, I was watching the local news today and noticed that lots of humans are worried about packing on holiday weight.  I thought that I'd offer my tips for avoiding those seasonal pounds.  Well, it's one tip really, but it's a goodie.  You should really get a pen and write this down.  Here it is...give your yummies to the dog.  Don't have a dog?  Not a problem! Mail them to me, Dixie.  Make sure you label your package clearly so that my humans don't try to intercept the good stuff.  I'll eat anything, trust me.  If it doesn't agree with me then it's always fun to puke it up for mommy.  She loves that.  Now that I have lessened your holiday stress I will return to eating ladybugs and chewing on my foot.  Your Problem-Solving Diva-Dixie