Dixie's rough Wednesday

Hi!  It's me, Dixie!  I have had a tough day.  I mean, here I am with my new hairdo and nail treatment and they are expecting me to "go" outside in the rain.  Yep, I'm not even kidding.  So I have had to deal with the mud and that giant penguin all day.  You would think that would be enough, right?  Wrong.  The little boy person got his cough drop stuck in my ear fur! My freshly puffed ear was full of sticky boy spit and cherry mentho-lyptus.  So that woman (usually known as mommy) stuck me into the bath.  The bath!  Two days after the spa!  I'm gonna' go bark at nothing to annoy her now. And I think I'll chew on her purse. Ha! Your vengeful diva-Dixie