Saturday, March 12, 2011

Dixie's views on a good swoop

Hi! It's me, Dixie! I've been spending my Saturday looking for the latest fashion trends to jazz up my image, and I have one word for you. Bangs. That's right, I discovered that I have that natural "dramatically flat" look that Redbook says the celebrities want. I don't even have to try! Look at these bangs! According to Hair Resources it is very important to achieve a good swoop. It's like they were thinking of me specifically when they wrote that. These bangs are the definition of good swoop, don't you agree?  Now here is the problem...I see the word "Petsmart" on the calendar for Monday. Why would that be on the calendar? If she was shopping at Petsmart then why would she put it on the calendar?? There is no way that she intends to get these bangs cut, right?! Right!!?? Maybe I am just reading the word wrong (It is kinda' hard to see through these bangs) and it says something else. That has to be it. I'm sure that I will be reporting in on Monday that my bangs are still fabulously swooping. Okay, I feel better now. Your swooping diva-Dixie  


  1. Looking good Dixie. Liking the bangs. Tres trendy.

  2. Dixie,
    You are on the cutting edge of fashion. If not for you, I wouldn't even KNOW the trends. You go, girl. Rock those bangs. Seeing is over rated. heh.
    Your friend,
    Jody who had a Bad Hair Day today