Yes, that's me. Yes, that's a Santa hat. Don't I look thrilled? Do you think that she bought little hats for the feline members of the household? How about a mini hat for that hamster? That would be no and no. So the question is, why do I continue to carry the entire burden of being adorable for the collective animal population? My responsibilities are too cumbersome to wrap one's head around sometimes. And by the way, I think I'll eat the hat.