Hi! It's me, Dixie! I realize that at first glance it may seem like football-dog and I are being lazy and not performing our important diva duties. But do not fear, beloved reader, I would never let you down! Football-dog and I are taking a power nap. You see, the National Institute of Mental Health has shown that power naps can boost my energy and creativity, as well as reverse information overload. Information overload! That can cause a diva some serious stress. Think about that! I have increased barking demands now that the plow guys are coming around. Don't even get me started on the snow blowers. Within minutes I will be more alert and have improved response time!
Now I'd like to give you a few important power-napping tips. You may read that you should avoid caffeine (whatever that is...it sounds like a made up word to me) in order to have the best power naps. Don't listen to that hooey. Here's what you do...eat half of an oreo and then crash on the couch with your football-dog. It is best if your football-dog smells like dog spit. It's also good to have him nearby in case you get hungry during your power nap and need to chew on his ear. That, my loyal followers, is the secret to excellent power-napping. Your Diva-Dixie