Dixie's views on peanut butter
Hi! It's me, Dixie! I'm keeping busy chewing on zombie dog, but I wanted to stop in and give you my opinions on peanut butter. This is on my mind due to an unfortunate incident that happened with Mommy this morning. You see, I always take my pill with my Jif peanut butter. I love that stuff. Love. It. If you haven't tried it, you simply must. So anyway, Mommy goes to give me my pill and I detect that something is a little hinky. Then I notice that she has the Peter Pan peanut butter out on the counter. What the heck?! Of course I'm not eating that. So she says to me, "You eat goose poop and mud!" What's her point? So get this...she actually wipes off the substandard stuff and puts Jif on the same pill. Are you kidding me? She doesn't even bother to hide this deceitful action, she does it right in front of me! Well, my friends, I am nothing if not committed to brand loyalty. Finally she gets it. I get a new pill. I get my Jif. What I didn't get was an apology, but I'm going to let it slide this time. Your forgiving diva-Dixie
I am right there with you Dixie. It is absurd to think she actually thought she could get away with such a grievance. There is simply no subsitution for Jiff.
ReplyDeleteI knew that you'd understand, Miss Sharon. And by the way...still no apology.
ReplyDeleteDixie, I agree JIF is the way to go..But when faced with NO Peanut Buter vs Peter Pan I find that it's just as good as goose poop! And, If you give your Mom THE EYES she gives you the WHOLE jar to clean.
ReplyDeleteYour Pal Chloe the Dachshund.
Chloe,
ReplyDeleteI hate to disagree with you because you are indeed one cool diva, but no way is Peter Pan as good as goose poop. Not even close.
Well, a girl's got to have some standards, really!
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