Hi! It's me, Dixie! I've been minding my own business relaxing with my toys and chewing on my feet on this cold day. Anyway, suddenly I was taken a bit by surprise when one of the cats commented that I am a little spoiled. Can you believe that? I don't know where this attitude comes from. These felines have some serious issues. To prove my point I have attached a picture of Maxie with her toys. See???? What's her deal anyway? Your verbally mistreated diva-Dixie
I clearly stated that I wanted an updo. Ummm...this is clearly the cut-and-bow combo that I got the last time. How am I going to maintain my image of an edgy fashion diva with the cut-and-bow thing? Every dog in there was getting a cut-and-bow. Do you see my point? And she tried to win my forgiveness with a pink bunny. Not likely. But I'm keeping the bunny.
Hi! It's me, Dixie! I'm keeping busy chewing on zombie dog, but I wanted to stop in and give you my opinions on peanut butter. This is on my mind due to an unfortunate incident that happened with Mommy this morning. You see, I always take my pill with my Jif peanut butter. I love that stuff. Love. It. If you haven't tried it, you simply must. So anyway, Mommy goes to give me my pill and I detect that something is a little hinky. Then I notice that she has the Peter Pan peanut butter out on the counter. What the heck?! Of course I'm not eating that. So she says to me, "You eat goose poop and mud!" What's her point? So get this...she actually wipes off the substandard stuff and puts Jif on the same pill. Are you kidding me? She doesn't even bother to hide this deceitful action, she does it right in front of me! Well, my friends, I am nothing if not committed to brand loyalty. Finally she gets it. I get a new pill. I get my Jif. What I didn't get was an apology, but I'm going to let it slide this time. Your forgiving diva-Dixie
Hi! It's me, Dixie! I realize that at first glance it may seem like football-dog and I are being lazy and not performing our important diva duties. But do not fear, beloved reader, I would never let you down! Football-dog and I are taking a power nap. You see, the National Institute of Mental Health has shown that power naps can boost my energy and creativity, as well as reverse information overload. Information overload! That can cause a diva some serious stress. Think about that! I have increased barking demands now that the plow guys are coming around. Don't even get me started on the snow blowers. Within minutes I will be more alert and have improved response time!
Now I'd like to give you a few important power-napping tips. You may read that you should avoid caffeine (whatever that is...it sounds like a made up word to me) in order to have the best power naps. Don't listen to that hooey. Here's what you do...eat half of an oreo and then crash on the couch with your football-dog. It is best if your football-dog smells like dog spit. It's also good to have him nearby in case you get hungry during your power nap and need to chew on his ear. That, my loyal followers, is the secret to excellent power-napping. Your Diva-Dixie
