Dixie's views on winter weather

Hi!  It's me, Dixie!  Guess what happened today?  I was napping on the warm comfy couch, and my mommy told me that it was time to go outside.   Ummm....it's like 3 degrees outside.  And it's not like it's that light fluffy snow, we're talking granular snow.  That stuff is in the cycle of melting and refreezing...this is bad news for a diva.  That sticks to my paws and gets my coat all messed up.  Plus, it's windy.  That yard offers no real protection.  How can I be expected to go into the evil of winter?  But you guessed it, nobody listens to me.  So I am dumped outside in my misery, and then I see it......
hahahahahaha!!  I have attached a picture of the giant penguin below for your enjoyment.  I love the winter.  Your pal-Dixie